PitchDeconstruct Waitlist

Pre-launch · Early access for founders

Get roasted by AI before you get rejected by VCs.

Upload your pitch deck, financial model, and competitive analysis. PitchDeconstruct simulates a ruthless VC partner — finds logic gaps, unrealistic margins, and the 50 hardest questions you'll face in the room.

No credit card · Built on Claude by Anthropic

The rejection comes first. The feedback comes never.

Founders discover the holes in their pitch only after a partner has already said no — or after spending thousands on advisors and accelerators.

1×

One meeting, no redo

You don't get a second first impression with a top-tier fund. Weak slides burn the intro.

$5k+

Advisors aren't cheap

Pitch coaches and accelerators cost thousands. Most founders need a ruthless review, not a program.

Deck ≠ model

Numbers don't match

TAM on slide 4 vs. unit economics on the spreadsheet — VCs notice. You often don't.

How it works

Three steps. One Stress Test report. No softballs.

1

Upload your materials

Pitch deck (PDF), financial model (XLSX/CSV), and competitive analysis. Drop them in — we read slides with charts, not just text.

2

AI partner digs in

Claude extracts claims and numbers, critiques each section, then cross-checks the deck against your model like a skeptical GP would.

3

Get the Stress Test

Logic gaps, unrealistic margins, deck-vs-model mismatches, and 50 ranked questions — sorted by how much they'll hurt.

Built on Claude. Not a generic "be mean" prompt.

Value comes from cross-checking your documents and a repeatable report format — not from asking ChatGPT to role-play a VC.

Native PDF reading

Claude reads your slides including charts and tables — so "hockey-stick" growth claims get checked against what's actually on the page.

Deck ↔ model cross-check

Revenue on slide 7 vs. spreadsheet assumptions. CAC/LTV, margins, TAM sizing — flagged when they don't line up.

Long context, one pass

Deck + model + competitors in a single analysis. Haiku extracts, Sonnet critiques sections, Opus ranks the hardest questions.

Structured Stress Test report

JSON-schema output → consistent PDF: findings, severity, and 50 questions ranked by "how much this will hurt."

Example report fragment

MOCK · not a real company

## Finding #3 — Severity: HIGH

Claim (deck, slide 6): "70% gross margin at scale"

Model (sheet UnitEcon): COGS implies ~48% GM through Year 3

Gap: No bridge explaining 22pp improvement. Hardware/SaaS mix unclear.

## Question bank (excerpt)

#4 [pain: 9/10] Your model never reaches 70% GM. Walk me through the cost curve that gets you there — or revise the slide.

#11 [pain: 7/10] Which competitors already run at your target margin, and why aren't you using their COGS as a floor?

#27 [pain: 6/10] If GM stays at 48%, does your Series A raise still clear 18 months of runway?

Pricing

Start free. Pay once when you need the full roast. Accelerators: talk to us.

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$0

Audit your first 3 slides

  • · First 3 slides of the deck
  • · Logic & claim flags
  • · Sample of tough questions
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Stress Test

$49 one-time

Full report · waitlist gets first run free

  • · Full deck + model + competitors
  • · Deck ↔ model cross-check
  • · 50 ranked hard questions
  • · Downloadable Stress Test PDF
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Accelerators & Universities

$5,000 / year

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  • · Cohort dashboard
  • · Batch processing for whole classes
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Pitch decks and financial models are confidential. We do not use your documents to train models. Uploaded files are deleted within 7 days after the report is generated. Processing runs on Anthropic's Claude API with enterprise-grade data handling.

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Waitlist data: We collect name, email, and optional fundraising stage to notify you about early access (Art. 6(1)(b)/(f) GDPR). Data is stored via Formspree and deleted on request or when the waitlist campaign ends.

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